Top ten questions asked by geeks

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?

You know how most packages say "Open Here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else?"

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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