B Movie Monster
"Mutant swamp monster seeks zombie bride"
Gender: Male
Looking For: Female
Age: 32
Height: 5' 6"
Location: littleblackdots, IL
Last Login: Within 15 days
My Description:
I was bred in a test tube in a top secret labratory. For a lifetime, I was subjected to a variety of tests and fed nutrients through intravenous needles. I had my first taste of meat when they locked me in a chamber with a rat. I've matured considerably since then.
Other than that, yes, I have a BA in music, I play guitar, I love music, video games (especially older ones), sci-fi/fantasy anything (movies, books, TV shows, you name it), horror flicks, and cats. Currently I'm studying to be a nurse and so far I'm a certified nursing assistant. I hope to be an RN someday.
I can cook a bit, too, for what that's worth. And if you're up for a good beer, then we should meet for a drink.
I'm not much for sports. I'd rather go to the Chicago Symphony or the Lyric (never been to the Lyric!), or even go out to see some theater. I go to the occasional Bulls game and I enjoy myself well enough at baseball games, but I can take 'em or leave 'em.
I like my beer. I love craft beers and I love trying something new. And I'd rather go to a bar with a decent beer selection than a club with overpriced cocktails and nothing on tap.
There are tire marks on your forehead.
My Match Description:
Someone who's definitely a geek, but has some spunk. Someone with whom to watch a Takashi Miike movie, or a kung fu movie, or MST3K, or the Forbidden Zone, or whatever. Someone who isn't a prude. I'm not necessarily one to challenge others' thresholds of all things horrible and disgusting, but if you cringe at that sort of thing, things might get uncomfortable between us. 'Course, if you know I like Takashi Miike movies, this might be a given.